Hello! I’m David Whitney. You are on my website. I have a stunning grasp of the obvious.

In case you were wondering who I am, you sure are in the right place.

I was raised in New York, moved to Montreal to attend McGill University (cognitive science major), and now live in Providence, where I am a PhD candidate at Brown University (computer science).

I like good things, and I dislike bad things. If you can think of something that’s bad, I don’t like it!(except of course the Michael Jackson tribute band Who’s Bad).